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Gasman comes to PWF

Post  Gasman on Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:38 pm

"Thank God I'm a Country Boy" by John Denver blasts through the arena speakers as large puffs off green smoke come up from the entrance ramp. The crowd goes crazy as Gasman steps into the arena and makes his way to the ring. He is wearing bib overalls, no shirt, and a tobacco stained trucker cap is covering his bald head. He smiles his crooked 4 toothed smile and waves to the crowd. He is leading his piglet "Sweetie" on a leash to the ring. She is wearing a red bow on her head. He makes it to the ring, climbs through the ropes, and walks around the ring holding "Sweetie" up so everyone can see her and she can see everyone. Then he puts her down on the mat and ties her leash to a ring post. He gives her a light slap on the behind and she obediently walks down the ring stairs and waits on the floor below. Gasman grabs a mic.

Gasman: Hey y'all!

*Gasman puts his hand to his ear. The crowd doesn't really cheer*

Gasman: Well what the heck? I said HEY Y'ALL!!!!

*Gasman again puts his hand to his ear, the crowd cheers a little louder*

Gasman: Well, we'll work on it. Y'all may not know me too well, but you should. I am a former NCWA World and U.S. Champion, and also a former NCW Intercontinental champion. But y'all gotta realize that none of that means crap to me. I am just here to whup some people. Now the question is. Where the hell am I? I am just a good ol boy from Alabama and now I end up in to crazy federation in Portugal? Hell I never even left my daddies farm untill I turned age 15. Now, I am halfway across the world from my home. I'm really movin up in the world. But I gotta find one thing out. I gotta find out if there are boys over here that know how to fight or if everyone over here is just a bunch of sissies.

*Gasman looks at the crowd and walks around the ring.*

Gasman: Cause I gotta tell ya, the trip from the good ol USA to here was not a lot of fun. First of all, they wanted to fly me over here. Now I ain't never been on no aeroplane before. I felt like Captain Kirk getting on that plane. I will be an even bigger man back home when my momma finds out I have been on an aeroplane and to a whole nother country! Well, I get on the plane and they sit me in the coach section. Well I tell ya, I didn't see no sporting events going on. I thought we would have a good football game ta talk about or something. Naw, all that was there was tiny little seats, and really mad people that had to sit by me. I have never gotten so many dirty looks... Everyone was asking to move away from me. A few people said I had a really bad smell. I just smiled at them and gave em a hug. I ain't lookin for no fights in the coach section. The coach could get mad at me. The worst part about the flight is that they wouldn't let my piglet "Sweetie" fly with me. I don't like being away from Sweetie for too long so that made me mad. But I didn't make a fuss. Again I didn't want the coach mad at me. I hate runnin laps. So I don't know where they put "Sweetie" but when the plane landed they handed her right back to me safe and sound. Must be some magic piggie boxes on aeroplanes or somethin.

*Gasman shakes his head and shrugs*

Gasman: Anyway, I had a hard time gettin here, and I haven't whupped anybody for over a week. Somebody get down here and step in the ring with ol Gasman. I need to warm up on you Portugal people. I gotta see how you boys fight. Somebody get down here! I ain't leavin!
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Post  King Neli on Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:51 pm

Suddenly King Neli's Music hits and the arena heats up

King Neli asks for a mic and enters the ring


King Neli: What the hell you doing here boy...I see this fed attracted alot of former NCW Superstars...they even got the former NCF Champion Triple X...But they even brang you...Former Intercontinental Champion...Let me tell you something Gasman...I was your boss back in NCW...Just because im not your boss here...im still...better then you...Always have been...Always will be...Now i dunno if you herd about the new Dominion here in PWF...and we will rise just as we did in NCW...and we are going to start with you...I dont intend on fighting tonight....how about next week live in PWF...Me and Superfamous...Vs you...and any partner of your choice...

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Post  Superfamous on Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:33 pm

Superfamous' music hits and he comes down the runway and goes to the announcers table. He take the mic from John "I need this more than you" and then climbs into the ring.

Superfamous: Jeez will I ever be rid of you? You were out of my mind and I was at peace with myself, but then I hear that stupid entrance music and everything came back.

Superfamous: I can't believe you figured out how to even get here. I can't believe that Msyterio would hire you after he hired me. All he needed was me to bring this fed up and now in hiring you he brought this fed down big time.

Superfamous: You and that pig cost me my SNE title. I told you I would take care of you back in NCF and now it appears I'll get that chance here. And to make it seem fair, I'm going to help you out and suggest a partner for you... Triple-X. He was NCW champ and I was SNE champ. We should fight each other. I doubt that Triple-X will accept though as Neli is my partner and ...well.... he'd have you, so he knows he'd be at a big disadvantange. In fact, I don't know who would want to partner with you... stinkyman.


Superfamous: Well I ain't going to spend anytime in the ring with you in it if I really don't have to so I'm out of here and I'll see you next week."

Superfamous climbs out of the ring and hands the mic back to John and goes back up the runway.
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Post  Triple-X on Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:25 pm

Before Superfamous can get all the way up the ramp, "I'm the One" by Static-X fills the arena with pumped up energy as the crowd knows who is to come....

Triple-X appears at the top of the ramp with microphone in hand.

Triple-X: Excuse me, but did I hear someone mention my name??? You know, I have been hearing every woman in this arena saying my name since word got out that I was here, but, I didn't know you two were into me too!

So, here we are once again, with a lot of talk and no action. I feel like I am back in NCW again! I am not sure who the hell you three think you are. For a refresher for this new crowd, I am Triple-X and everyone calls me that for three reasons: I am X-Treamly Handsome, X-Treamly Talented, and every woman in this arena knows it, I am the most X-Treamly *gives a one handed crotch chop* gifted wrestler in the world today. NONE of you can compare to someone like me, and everyone knows that. Gasman is, well, exactly the opposite. But I have to say, at least he had the guts to come out and offer a challenge like a man. And you two, King Numbskull and Super-untalented clearly are not man enough to come and face him alone. So here is the deal, I accept to be Gasman's partner. Together, we shall be the team of Pimpy and Blimpy. I think that Gasman at least has the decency to act manly enough to put any differences aside that we may or may not have and be a cohesive unit. Which is less than I can say for you two. You both have egos the size ... well, the size of my X-Treamly Gifted self. To bad that doesn't do anything for your talent. Super Floozy, King Ne - Ne Ne - Never gunna amount to anything, I accept this tag team match on behalf of Gasman and myself, and be fore-warned, you both know I am not an opponent to take lightly as I was the first EVER NCW champion, and having a former IC champion as my partner, well... I think you both have some things to ponder in preperation. Now... I have some girls to take care of in the back, Gasman, see you soon!

** Triple-X's music hits again as he walks backstage


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Post  King Neli on Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:14 pm

King Neli: Go one X...Keep walking...and don't turn back until...well..don't turn back at all...its either your deaf or just plain stupid...I challenged Gasman to a tag team match...NEXT WEEK...and you talk about tonight...tonight im not in my ring gear and i don't plan on wrestling...tonight was suppose to be my night just relaxing in the back...but when Gasman's music hit...Made me realise he wasn't going to leave the ring until someone came out here...So I decided to come out and shut him up

Neli looks as Gasman then back at Triple-X

King Neli: Yes you may have been first ever NCF Champion...But don't you remember I basically won the tag titles single handedly...Submisson Killa was suppose to be my so called partner but he nearly lost us the match...But yet in the end..I won it for us...Yes you may have been the first ever NCF Champion...But you lost the title after a short while to...whats his name...Yeah thats right...King Edge...You may have been first ever NCF Champion...But I stayed undefeated in NCW...and i plan on staying undefeated here...and my undefeated streak will start next week...When dominion take out the FORMER...NCF Champion...And Stinky over here

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