A New Men

The lights in the arena turns gray.Suddenly all the ramp is covered in fog and in the middle of it stand an unknown man...

John : Wow Peter who can it be?

Peter : Don't know but it seems to be someone new...

John : Looks like he has something to say

Peter : Let's hear him...

Fog : My name is Fog and i came here to let any of does wrestlers who want to have a real fight to know that i'll accept any challenge and if anyone wants to come out right now to face me i show him what i want to mean. But before fight me know that i will make you beelding like a dead big and you will never hit me because im to fast for you.

John : Oh Oh bad words of this new men

Peter: Yes but let see what is true and what not

The lights in the arena go out. The titan tron opens to show a hand holding a turkey leg. The camera pans back to show a very fat bald man with a long beard wearing a bib with a red lobster on it.

Peter: Who is that?

John: I'm not sure but he looks hungry.

Dam Skippy stares at the turkey leg, licking his lips. He lifts his gaze and stares straight into the camera.

Dam Skippy: There's only one thing I like more than beating people down. That's food!

He raises the turkey leg to his face and inhales deeply.

Peter: That's gross

Dam Skippy: There's a simple rule here in Portugese Wrestling, the more I win, the more I get to eat. That sounds like a easy enough plan. You got this guy walking around calling him Fog. I don't care what you call yourself, if you get in the ring with me, there's only one thing I can say.

He raises the turkey leg to his mouth and devours it quickly only leaving the bone. He grabs the turkey leg with both hands and snaps in in half.

Dam Skippy: The fog will be cleared... out of the ring...

He throws a piece of the turkey bone in his mouth and begins to chew it. He throws the other at the camera, making it fade to black.

John: Wow, that was a unique introduction.

Peter: Oh look Fog will answer.

Fog: Ok lets find out who is the better one.

The light turns grey again and the Ring around Fog covert with fog.

John: Oh that will be a interessting Fehde

Peter: I thing so too. Lets holt a look at this Superstars at the next show.